Why is abbreviation such a long word?
there’s an abrev of it
(via queenlequeefah)
i called my cat a peasant the other day and my mom made me apologize to him
(via fatwink)
could you imagine if they re-released mean girls in theaters for a night and everyone dressed up in costume as janice or the plastics and a random santa clause would run through the theaters handing out candy canes to people and everyone would scream the quote and piss themselves and feel unity among all teenagers of the world for five seconds why can this not happen
(via fatwink)
why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business
(via a-spider)
sorry but how do you get to be those girls in music videos all they do is run around and get to splash around with famous people literally that is their job where do i sign up
(via fatwink)
